Yesterday I was in the city with Jana. We go into a headshop for her to buy papers. We leave the store and this girl follows us and goes: "Which one of you smells like that? What is that?" I'm like:
"I don't know, sniff us and find out who it is" I offer her my neck and she steps back and goes: "Eeew no I don't want to smell you"
Me: "Okay..... fine...."
Jana: "It's her, she smells of Patchouly!"
Girl: "Why does that smell like earth?"
Jana: "They put it on dead people" *makes sprinkling movements over imaginary corpse*
Eva: "I don't know... it just does, it's a plant"
Girl: "Where can you get that?"
Eva: "Gothic shops...." Girl jumps back again and raises eyebrows
"It's like, a normal perfume though. You can get patchouly oil like........... anywhere"
Girl: "Um, okay" Makes disgusted face and walks away swiftly.
Hahahah, what the fuck was that? It was hilarious. Jana compared it to someone coming up to you and going: "Wow! Where did you get your shoes?"
you tell them and then they give you a bitch look and are like: "Okaaay, if YOU like them..."
Ah you had to see her do it. So funny.
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